The Ultimate Bagel Ranking: A Comedic Take on Bagel Choices
"Pumpernickel is definitely the best choice for a bagel!"
"Why would anyone choose a chocolate chip bagel? That's just wrong."
"I never thought about how personal bagel choices can be!"
"Egg bagels remind me of my childhood too! So comforting."
"Cinnamon raisin? Seriously? Why would you do that to yourself?"
"Everything bagels are the best way to live life! Can't go wrong."
"I cant believe someone would order a multigrain bagel!"
"I love a good pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese!"
"Can we discuss why blueberry bagels exist? They're so strange!"
"Jalapeo and cheddar? More like a cry for help!"
2025-04-14T10:00:00Z
Angela Thompson
Source of the news: The New Yorker